01 9 / 2014

destielkills:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

destielkills:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

(via sexdreams0201)

01 9 / 2014

Gaga hasn’t always had an easy life. She was bullied, pushed around, made to feel like trash, dropped from her label; all she had to hold on to was her dream. Even when she was on top she never felt like the superstar she was. With all her sincerity and kindness there were still those who set out to bring her down. 

But now it seems like she is ready to be free, ready to give a smile to the world and have fun.

(Source: highdie, via savelomonster)

01 9 / 2014

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

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01 9 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

Close enough!!

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29 8 / 2014

kingofconeyisland:

When he asks you to suck his dick after he fucked you

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Dying XD

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29 8 / 2014

(Source: ladyxgaga, via cosimaswife)

29 8 / 2014

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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29 8 / 2014

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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29 8 / 2014

did-you-kno:

A homeowner in England left the window to a spare bedroom open for three months, eventually discovering that thousands of wasps had taken over the bed with a nest that measured 3’ wide by 2.5’ deep.  Source

did-you-kno:

A homeowner in England left the window to a spare bedroom open for three months, eventually discovering that thousands of wasps had taken over the bed with a nest that measured 3’ wide by 2.5’ deep. Source